Im going to commit a hate crime against homophobes if i get one more fucking chick fila ad i swear to fucking god not joking theres going to be red paint everywhere on everything and on every single one of those thousand cars in their fuckindrive through belive you me
boy-ngo
boy-ngo
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
bigwordsandsharpedges
bigwordsandsharpedges
When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.
In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.
kasaron
kasaron
I dislike this.
isensmith
apas-95
apas-95
Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.
mossdealer
mossdealer
YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)
clitfisto
clitfisto
oh btw if you rb please tag with your follower count too!!
memewhore
tumbleboof
anxietyproblem
medblr-td
medblr-td
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
frankbelloriley
frankbelloriley
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
milfkon
milfkon
starting a collection
genderkoolaid
genderkoolaid
idk if anyone else has talked about this but a trans man wheelchair user, andrew blake-newton was shot with a pellet gun in a drive-by hate crime & called a "tranny faggot." the injuries worsened his disability. i don't know if there's any ways to donate to him to help but i wanna make sure people hear about this. the link has a video of him & his husband talking about the hate crime.
trans-androphobe
trans-androphobe
He and his husband have a small business, he runs a Patreon, here's his LinkTree, the only article he says fully represents his story, his wishlist for wound care, his general wishlist, his pet wishlist, his Paypal (catandcatsnakes), and his Cashapp ($TheTransgenderTRex).
cubedmango
cubedmango
hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this
cubedmango
wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery
rage-against-the-dying-of-light
rage-against-the-dying-of-light
Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!
Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!